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Friday, July 8, 2011

http://abstrusegoose.com/377

"i'm done with you = i love you & need you to fight for me now."

@StewieGriffyJr, Twitter

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone

"Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now" @portnik

"The most exhausting relationships are always those sparked by the impatient retort that life is too short to discuss anything." @AlanDeBottom

"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma." @portnik

"definition of a mistress - somewhere between a mister and a mattress." @Noot54