"i'm done with you = i love you & need you to fight for me now."
@StewieGriffyJr, Twitter
Friday, May 21, 2010
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
Thursday, May 20, 2010
"Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now" @portnik
"The most exhausting relationships are always those sparked by the impatient retort that life is too short to discuss anything." @AlanDeBottom
"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma." @portnik
"definition of a mistress - somewhere between a mister and a mattress." @Noot54
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." @portnik
"A women who does a man's work is just a lazy cow. " @Jo Brand
"I told my ex-wife that black underwear turns me on....... she didn't wash my boxers for a month."@GeneHunt
"Am I sometimes ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and I don't care." @GeneHunt
"You have reached the Breast Self-Examination Hotline. Press one to continue.......... Now, press the other one." @GeneHunt
"'If the shoe fits, buy it." Imelda Marcos
"What's got 3 teeth and 20 legs? The methadone queue at the chemist" @bubblybex
"Goals for 2010: Concentration, humour, friendship, ambition, courage, good cheer. An end to: paranoia, timidity, self-pity, evil, resentment" alain de botton
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
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