"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone

"Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now" @portnik

"The most exhausting relationships are always those sparked by the impatient retort that life is too short to discuss anything." @AlanDeBottom

"Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma." @portnik

"definition of a mistress - somewhere between a mister and a mattress." @Noot54

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." @portnik

"A women who does a man's work is just a lazy cow. " @Jo Brand